Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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