Sry I called you an 8
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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