hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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