: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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