There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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