It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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