what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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