she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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