I want to make a zoo with you.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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