She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Success! We fucked roommates!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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