Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
