i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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