white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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