Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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