did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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