He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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