do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
