just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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