am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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