Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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