My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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