"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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