don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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