Who wears a wallet chain?!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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