If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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