I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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