He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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