I bet he comes in French.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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