she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Im part way to drunk.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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