For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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