I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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