if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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