just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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