I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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