You really coming over, don't trick.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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