He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
These tits shall not be calmed
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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