Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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