grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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