I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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