Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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