Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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