she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
