we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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