I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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