I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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