Dual....:-)
you have to choose: penises or morals?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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