i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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