You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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