i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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