they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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