Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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